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The Roadmap to Success

The year was 1947. At the stroke of the midnight hour (IST), when the world was sleeping (sleeping at noon (Pacific time) in America???) , a country (India) was waking to life and freedom.

Yawn.

While these exciting things were happening, high up in the mountains of Dharistan, a land rich in the elusive mineral Dharmanium, the Committee of Elders, Eldcom was having its biennial meeting to discuss issues of deep import to Dharistan's growth and progress.

On the agenda was the crucial matter of the path the children of the country must take to ensure the continued wellbeing of the great Dharistan.

After hours of long drawn out debates, filled with excrutiating attention to detail, the roadmap to Dharistan's prosperity was ready.

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THE MANIFESTO FOR ACHIEVING THE UTOPIA OF THE ELDERS

The blueprint for the success and well-being of Dharistan brought about by our youth.

In the true techie spirit of Dharistan, the roadmap shall be in the form of an Algorithm*.
*For the technologically disinclined, an algorithm is a step-by-step explanation of any process.

Step 1. Start (meaning take birth)
Step 2. Complete basic schooling.
Step 3. Complete engineering from JADAVPUR UNIVERSITY, India

Step 4. Do something to bide some time.
Step 5. Join TATA CONSULTANCY SERVICES, India.
Step 6. Work in TCS for atleast 30 months.
Step 7. Write CAT.
Step 8. Join INDIAN INSTITUTE OF MANAGEMENT, KOZHIKODE, India

This 8 Step pathway to success must be followed by every resident of Dharistan right from birth.

- By Order

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Note: This post has originated because I just came to know that Mr. Shubhadeep DHAR is joining IIMK's 9th batch after having worked with TATA CONSULTANCY SERVICES after graduating from JADAVPUR UNIVERSITY.

Remarkably, eerily, uncannily, wierdly, and a-lot-more-ly, similar to Mr. Devroop DHAR who joined IIMK's 8th (thats mine) batch after having worked with TATA CONSULTANCY SERVICES after graduating from JADAVPUR UNIVERSITY as well.

Some conspiracy for sure.

This is indeed a conspiracy to promote the well being of Dharistan members world wide. How you have come to know this is being investigated. Your memory will also be erased as part of the standard containment procedure. Please co-operate when you are visited by 2 dorks in dark suits sporting a strange flashlight.
:-)

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